This is not the one I was looking for, but–hehe–it’s cute.

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The perfect man is gentle

Never cruel or mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

 

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side.

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride

 

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too.

He’ll do anything in his power

To show his love to you.

 

The perfect man is sweet,

Writing poetry from your name.

He’s a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

 

He has never made you cry

Or hurt you in any way.

Oh, “to hell with this stupid poem,”

“Cause the perfect man is gay!”

HAPPY FRIDAY, Y’ALL!!