Oh the joys of pick up lines. That’s what we are dishing today. Just for fun, let’s take a gander at some of these beauties I found…
- Are your legs tired? ’cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.
- Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
- I’m new in town. Can you give me direction to your apartment?
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- You can forget about going to heaven because it’s a sin to look that good.
- Baby you look so sweet you’re giving me a cavity.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
I can just see the hero in a romance novel making away with the heroine for some hot and heavy entanglements after delivering one of these lines. What are some pick up lines you have heard, used, or written?
~MJ
MJ
Ally
Along the lines of #10, I like “May I have your address for my friend? That way he’ll know where to pick me up in the morning.” Er, something like that anyway.
I can’t say I’ve written a lot of pick up lines, because, well, my heroes are just so damn hot they don’t need pick up lines. LOL Honestly, though, most of my couples know each other beforehand, so…no need for cheesy one liners. Yet. I’m sure I’ll have the need someday.
The only one I really remember from real life wasn’t even intended for me, but was used on a friend in college and I probably remember myself because it’s just…bad. “Hey, baby, I’m having a party Friday night…and I’m inviting your pants to come down.”
got a chuckle out of number 10.
Ally, that’s hilarious. I’m seriously going to use it the next time I plan a date with Matt. He’ll love it…
Mmm, MJ. Love the avatar. man! just, man. *sigh*